‘Tank Landed Only 18% of the Lyrics in the National Anthem’- MORNING MiNUTE

Posted: September 16, 2013 in Food For Thought

urbanphilosopher:

Too Funny!

Originally posted on Black America Web:

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Comedian Chris Paul gives us his hilarious take on the day’s hottest topics.

Congratulations to Floyd Mayweather, Jr.  Floyd defeated Mexican champion Canelo Alvarez to win another title.  And if you couldn’t afford the pay per view, or if your wife wouldn’t let you order it, then here’s what you missed:

Both Mayweather and Alvarez entered the ring with entourages of about 30 people.  The only difference is Canelo’s people all came in the same car.

Floyd, Jr. was accompanied by Lil Wayne and a young lesbian woman who was later identified as Justin Bieber.

Then he was sitting at ringside wearing a black yellow vest.  He looked like a Moroccan pineapple.

Twenty-three year old Canelo Alvarez looked like he belonged in a Mexican boy band, Juan Direction.

Floyd, Jr.’s father is impossible to understand.  He makes Shannon Sharp sound like Bryant Gumble.

One judge…

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